Rabu, 23 Mei 2012

Breaking My Heart


            “Wow, it’s a great day” I thought. I went to my new Senior High School, it’s named Chloestridge High School. This was my first day in the school, but i already had a lot of friends. Some of them were my old friends when i was in the elementary school and the rest was the fresh one. My chairmate name was Robert. He was a funny person, and stupid i thought.
            One day, i fell in love with a girl named Sandra. I tried everything to made her love me too, but i knew it was impossible.  When i was studying at the course, an unknown number text me and said “Andrew, may i copy your presentation data?” and i replied “Sure. Umm, by the way, who are you?” then she replied again “I am Andhara”. I was surprised and shocked, i was wondering who gave her my phone number.
Andhara was a beautiful and smart girl, but some people said she was a fierce girl. But i didn’t felt like them, we often texting each other and she just a really kind hearted girl. At the first time we met each other, i already fell in love with her. She was perfect in my eyes.
            As the time goes, i couldn’t held my feeling and i wanted to told her that i loved her. I embolden myself and i decided to expressed my love today at the city park.
“Andhara”
“Ow, Andrew”
“Do you want to accompany me to hang out today?”
“Yes i do, where are we going?”
“It’s a secret!”
            She and i often to hangout together even we were not in a relationship. When we arrived at the park, i waited the perfect time to expressed my feelings to her. It was nightfall, and i held her hand.
“Andhara”
“What’s wrong Andrew?”
“I want to tell you something”
“What is it?”
“I . . . . .”
“I what?”
“I love you Andhara, since the first time we met. Do you want to be my angel?”
“Uh, I . . , I love you too Andrew”
            Then i hug her tightly and whispering “I promise i will always be on your side”
            Since that day, we more often spending our time together. 3 years we were in a relationship. But, everything changed when we already graduated. I had to chased my dream abroad but she stayed at Chloestridge.
            She and i couldn’t held our tears. She cried on my shoulder and i just said “I’ll be back for you”. Then we were on Long Distance Relationship. Three words that had a lot of meanings. It’s been 3 years on this LDR. And suddenly everythings changed. Andhara never gave any news in the last six months. I confused, “What’s wrong with her?”. I dicided to went to Chloestridge and looking for her. I asked all of her friends and families abaout where did she go, but no one wanted to answered me.
            I never give up to looking for her because she was the only girl that i loved. Finally, i met her bestfriend named Gretha. She told me to not looking for her anymore. I asked her why? But she just shut her mouth. When i wanted to leave her, she answered my question, and i really shocked to knew that. My heart broken into pieces as i know that she was married with my bestfriend.

Senin, 20 Februari 2012

S.P.O.O.F :D

SPOOF

Definition
Spoof is a narrative or recount text that tell the past event which have unpredictable and funny ending.
  
Purpose
   The purpose of the spoof is not only to retell the past event , and also to entertain the readers or the listeners.
  
Generic structure
  • -Orientation
        Tell us about the main setting of the story .   
  • Event
        Tell what happened in the story and contain plot , character , etc .
  • -Twist
        The funniest part of the story with unpredictable and funny ending .
       
  
Example
He is My Child
 
   One day , 4 moms have a meeting in the cafĂ© . They are Mrs. Nenny , Mrs. Jenny , Mrs. Venny , Mrs. Renny . They haven’t meet each other for about 10 years .
 
   After having a meal, they tell about their son  and daughter. Mrs. Renny says “My son was a doctor from Padjajaran University “. “My daughter was a doctor too from Gajah Mada University” says Mrs. Nenny . “Woow, same here. My son was also a doctor from Indonesian University.” says Mrs. Jenny . 
 
   Mrs. Venny doesn’t want to lose either. Proudly she says “My son was a doctor too ” . “Really ? Where his university?” Says Mrs. Nenny. “He is graduate in ITB”. 
hahahahahah 

Selasa, 22 November 2011

Expression

In the road
Helen  :  what  are you doing nia?
Nia      : ugh, it’s so painful !! oh, helen. I’m looking for my pocket. Do you look my pocket?
Helen  : no, em maybe i can help you to looking for your pocket
Nia      : that’s great. Thank you

Few minutes later
Helen  : nia, is it your pocket ?
Nia      : oh, that right. I can’t tell you how relief I am. Oh, thank you very much helen
Helen  : ok, your welcome

Suddenly Fitrie and Fica come
Fitrie  : excuse me, may Iask you where is the kuta beach?
Fica     : we are frome england. We want to holiday in here and enjoy the beauty of kuta beach
Nia      : oh, kuta beach exist  on the monokurobo street
Fitrie  : will you drive me to the kuta beach?
               I will pay you a great price
Helen  : i love it. Ok, when will we go ?
Fica     : em, maybe now
Fitrie  : fica, just a minutes. I want to take my camera in the hotel
Fica     : oh, ok. But hurry up
Fitrie  : yeah.
             Em, can we go now ?
Nia      : ok, let’s go to the kuta beach
Fica     : let’s go.

Expression

In the road
Helen  :  what  are you doing nia?
Nia      : ugh, it’s so painful !! oh, helen. I’m looking for my pocket. Do you look my pocket?
Helen  : no, em maybe i can help you to looking for your pocket
Nia      : that’s great. Thank you

Few minutes later
Helen  : nia, is it your pocket ?
Nia      : oh, that right. I can’t tell you how relief I am. Oh, thank you very much helen
Helen  : ok, your welcome

Suddenly Fitrie and Fica come
Fitrie  : excuse me, may Iask you where is the kuta beach?
Fica     : we are frome england. We want to holiday in here and enjoy the beauty of kuta beach
Nia      : oh, kuta beach exist  on the monokurobo street
Fitrie  : will you drive me to the kuta beach?
               I will pay you a great price
Helen  : i love it. Ok, when will we go ?
Fica     : em, maybe now
Fitrie  : fica, just a minutes. I want to take my camera in the hotel
Fica     : oh, ok. But hurry up
Fitrie  : yeah.
             Em, can we go now ?
Nia      : ok, let’s go to the kuta beach
Fica     : let’s go.

Rabu, 09 November 2011

Conditional Sentences

Conditional Sentences type 1
1. If I get the money , I will buy some books
2. If we do our best , we will win the match
3. If she sells her books , I will buy them
4. I will sell my phone , If my phone break
5. I will make a goal , If you pass the ball to me

Conditional Sentences type 2
1. If I were a teacher , I would kill the bad students
2. If I were a president , I would make a large big national park
3. If I had wings , I would fly around the world
4. If you were my wife , I would give you a mountain of flowers everyday
5. I would pay you a lot of money If you were a police

Conditional Sentences type 3
1. If I had killed her , I would have looked after by the police
2. If I had invited to the party , I would have came with my new dress
3. If I had got the money ,  I would have bought some new cars
4. If I had dropped the cake , I would have screamed for an hour
5. If I had wrote a letter , I would have sent it to your house

The bad lion

Minggu, 02 Oktober 2011

Passive Voice :)


Simple present tense
Active              : I read newspaper
Passive             : Newspaper is read by me

Active              : My brother blows some ballons
Passive             : Some ballons is blown by my brother

Present  continuous tense
Active              : She is watering this plant now.
Passive             : This plant is being watered by her now

Active              : Budi is finishing the job
Passive             : The job is finishing being by budi

Present perfect tense
Active              : We have visited our uncle
Passive             : Our uncle has been visited by us

Active              : He was written a letter soon
Passive             : A letter has been written by him

Past tense
Active              : Adi took his pencil
Passive             : His pencil was taken by Adi

Active              : I met him yesterday night
Passive             : He was met by me yesterday night

Past continuous tense
Active              : I was listening the radio yesterday
Passive             : The radio was being listened by me yesterday

Active              : She was making cake last night
Passive             : Cake was being made by her last night

Past perfect
Active              : He had met them before I came.
Passive             : They had been met by him before I came.

Active              : She had watered this plant for 5 minutes when I got here
Passive             : This plant had been watered by her for 5 minutes when I got here

Simple future tense
Active              : He will meet them tomorrow.
Passive             : They will be met by him tomorrow.

Active              : She will write a letter
Passive             : A letter will be written by her

Future continuous tense
Active              : I shall be washing the cycle
Passive             : The cycle will be being washed by me

Active              : She will be helping her mother
Passive             : Her mother will be being helped by her

Future perfect tense
Active              : She will have found her ring
Passive             : Her ring will have been found by her

Active              : Raka will have registered his name tomorrow
Passive             : His name will have been registered by Raka tomorrow

Past future tense
Active              :  They would close the doors the day before
Passive             : The doors would be closed by them the day before

Active              : You would clean the class the next day
Passive             : The class would be cleaned by you the next day